Here to Serve

Hey You! You standing there

Wont you sit down in this chair?

Can't you sit down for a while?

I see you want to from that smile

Face flushed and grinning wide

Follow me. Come on inside.

What's that now? Don't turn away!

Won't you hear what I have to say?!

Take off your coat, keep off those feet-

Here, let me help you find a seat?

See now? Isn't this nice?

Perhaps some hot tea will suffice

Stay right there- I'll grab a pot

Be careful though, the kettle's hot

Excuse me? What was that?

To you, I shouldn't turn my back?

My dear sir, I'm so confused

You wonder if the soup is used?

I beg your pardon, I'd never serve--

How dare you Sir! You've got some nerve.

I'll answer your questions; however vague

And I doubt that you'll contract the plague

But once I do, I've had enough

And may ask you to grab your stuff

So Sir. If you must know

Here are your answers before I go

Perhaps you will fall the down the stairs

Maybe you will get caught unawares

There's always a chance you'll lose some cash

Sir please! I cannot ID that rash!

Now that I must avert my eyes

I ask you to replace your guise

Maybe you will inherit diamond rings

But Sir- how am I to know these things?

I'll bring you a menu and a beer

For I am just a waitress here.